meaning of sex

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Sunday, 23-Jul-2006 19:13:25

A woman and her little boy were walking through a park in New York and they pass two squirrels having sex. The little boy asks his mom, "Mommy, mommy, what
are they doing?" The lady responded, "They're making a sandwich." Then they pass two dogs having sex and the little boy again asks what they were doing.
His mother again replied they were making a sandwich. A couple of days later the little boy walks in on his mother and father and said "Mommy, Daddy, you
must be making a sandwich because, Mommy has mayonnaise all over her mouth!!!"

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 29-Jul-2006 11:42:54

lol, too funny!